The evidence before the court is incontravertible / There's no need for the jury to retire. / In all my years of judging I have never heard before / Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law / The way you made them suffer / Your exquisite wife and mother / Fills me with the urge to deficate! / No, Judge, the jury! / Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear / I sentence you to be exposed before your peers! / Tear down the wall!